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Reading Festival, Reading, UK. 24/08/08
“Mom, Dad, I’m gay.”
“Ok… so do you want pizza for dinner or just McDonalds?”“Mom….I’m…”
“Gay. Yeah.”
“You knew?”
“I ship you and your best friend.”
“Ship?”
“I ship it.”
“Well…We’re dating. Is it fine?”
“Does he like reading?”
“Yeah. He read all those old books you liked when you were a kid. You know that series about those Greek god kids and wizards and that boy who bakes a lot and that-“
“You have my permission to marry him. Now let’s go to Disneyland.”^…GPOY.
Or if its a girl
“Mom…I like girls the way i’m supposed to like guys”
“No you like girls the way you’re supposed to like girls. With tits and kissing. Its the right thing”
“But-“
“Shh here have a glee calendar with naya rivera from 2011”
“But mom that’s objectifying-“
“shh lesbians”
shh lesbians. this is perfect
it really is..
When people ask “So what do you like to do for fun?”;
Oh fuck.
Don’t say read fanfiction.
Don’t say gay porn.
Don’t say role play online.
Don’t say lulz at memes.
Don’t say gay porn.
Don’t say obsess over fictional characters.
Don’t say puzzles.
Don’t say gay porn.
Do. Not. Say. Gay. Porn.
…
..
.
“CATS”
hey it’s me
hehhhhh
